ReGOREgitated Sacrifice

ReGOREgitated SACRIFICE
By Jimmy Squarejaw

*WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

Well kids we’re back again with another thrilling chapter for Sunday Snuff, the weekly post by yours truly and my cohort Blake Redding about extreme cinema.  A little while ago I watched the first entry in the VOMIT GORE TRILOGY titled SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS and I wasn’t too thrilled.  This week I subjected myself to the second installment titled REgoreGITATED SACRIFICE with little expectations but high hopes that something good might come out of it.  Well to say the least I was floored by this movie and feel completely vindicated from the previous entry in the VOMIT GORE TRILOGY!

For the second flick director Lucifer Valentine put everyone’s favorite burnout, Ameara LaVey, back in action reprising her role as “the chick you feel bad for and would let sleep on your couch until she annoyed the fuck out of you with incoherent ramblings about her shitty life.”  In REgoreGITATED SACRIFICE however she decides to kill herself and the rest of the movie is a hallucinatory amalgam of nightmare images of her own psyche dying off.  This is when we meet the Black Angels of Death who are the protectors of Ameara as she dies.  These lovely twin harbingers of death are none other than The Soska Sisters who directed of one of the worst movies ever made entitled DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK.  Topically the rest of the movie consists of an assortment of women who range from slightly attractive down to female versions of LeBron James being tortured by the twins.

Now the goodies!  The movie is rife with nudity, torture, gore, and extreme violence that feels about as close to being real as possible.  The Soska Sisters are insanely attractive (hence being successful movie directors and having no talent……right?!?) and they do a great job beating the shit out of various women throughout the movie as well as doing a great job sucking on tits, making out, and one of them goes down on a pregnant Ameara. (I’ll definitely watch their second movie!) The special effects are also phenomenal!  A few highlights are a disembowelment of “The Former Miss Lake Washington” by the Soska Sisters, a prosthetic vagina that a tarantula crawls into before it gets stitched up, and the twins having their heads sawed apart from being conjoined at the start of the movie.  Aside from lesbian twin sister scenes and tons of gore, REgoreGITATED SACRIFICE has an excessive amount of vomiting, ladies pissing, piss drinking, vomit drinking, a fat guy who wears a dead octopus crown and one hell of a spooky soundtrack.  Fuck, put some Greek letters on cover of the movie and you have the best sorority hazing video ever made.  This movie is intense and to say the least totally over the top.  It will not be for a lot of people, but for those who enjoy insanity REgoreGITATED SACRIFICE is worth a watch and without spoiling the best ending ever I’ll clue you in on a hint…….a happy ending with streams of blood instead of semen.  Well that kinda spoiled it but whatever you STILL MUST WATCH THIS.

-Enjoy!!!!!   

Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!

Realistic Gore: 5 out of 5, the special effects were fucking great!

Rape: 0 out of 0, I think.  Even though everyone is crying I think it’s all consentual!

Animal Death: 0 out of 0, the octopus crown is made from a dead octopus.

Necrophilia: 0 out of 0.  All of the lesbianism is from the living.

Torture: 4 out of 5, puking on people and beating the shit out of people gets a high mark in my book!
Overall Movie: 3 out of 5, it IS a lot better than the first installment, and twin lesbianism makes for a decent watch!