Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

VOMIT SLAUGHTER DOLLS

Review by Jimmy Squarejaw

*WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

Oh my….my my my.  This week I checked out a flick titled SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS written and directed by Lucifer Valentine.  If the movie's title wasn’t captivating enough, SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS it’s the first movie in the VOMIT GORE TRILOGY, which sounds yummy.  So where do I begin? I’ll start with the plot.  SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS is a hallucinatory smorgasbord of images that tells a story about a stripper turned hooker who has one hell of an acne problem.  Interweaved in the slew of handheld video clips of the hooker are other video blips of women being tortured and killed presumably by the cameraman but that is assumed on my part.  Oh, and there is also video clips of people throwing up…….a lot.  You could say there is a little more substance to this movie but my thoughts are this movie is trying to be some incredible piece of allegorical filmmaking, and to me it is not.  SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS reminded me of the AUGUST UNDERGROUND movies but mixed with LSD and an eager video editor trying to create a really freaky atmosphere. 

The gore is minimal but well done.  One of the better scenes that appealed to this lil' guy is an extended scene of someone getting their eyes plucked out then nails jammed into the sockets.  The vomit scenes are all pretty gory too but to be honest vomit doesn’t necessarily shock me.  I guess the JACKASS movies and years of drinking hard liquor took the shock out of it.  Ameara LaVey is probably the most disturbing part of this movie.  She reminds me of the chick you bang when your drunk but then realize, yes she is homeless and needs to crash on your couch and eat your mac and cheese for a month.  She looks dirty, pock marked, disease ridden, and on drugs the whole time.  

SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS does have its place amongst extreme movies even though it doesn’t really have a lot of the qualifying characteristics.  It did intrigue me enough to get the next two movies on deck for later Sunday Snuff entries.  SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS has a very real feeling to it even with the tripped out editing job and I’d recommend picking it up if you liked the AUGUST UNDERGROUND movies.

Blake and Jimmy's Extreme-O-Gauge!

Rape: 0 out of 5, Can’t rape the willing I guess.

Realistic Gore:  2 out of 5, Not a lot of gore scenes, but what there is is very well done!

Animal Death:  0 out of 5, Nothing here folks.

Necrophilia:  0 out of 5, although this chicks soul is dead, she is not.

Torture:  2 out of 5, Again, not a lot of people tortured but the few who are are frowning a lot!

Overall Movie:  2 out of 5, I don't see myself watching this again but intrigued enough to watch the rest of them.