ZOO

By Jimmy Squarejaw

 *WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

Hey y’all, what is everyone up to tonight?  Well we were going to build a nice little fire pit on the property, grab the guitar, crack open a few beers then bring that big ol’ horse out of his stall and let him destroy our insides with his space shuttle sized dick!  That’s right kids we’re talking about the documentary ZOO today based off of the real life incident that happened in Enumclaw, Washington back in 2005. 

The movie ZOO isn’t the traditional style of documentary in both subject matter and presentation.  It’s more like a docudrama that was shot like a real movie with various people involved in the case providing narration during different scenes.  The story revolves around a farm where zoophiles or “zoo” people regularly gather to hang out, party a little bit then have sex with livestock.  One of the regulars was a gentleman by the name of Kenneth Pinyan who went by Mr. Hands when he sold bestiality porn.  Mr. Hands with the assistance of a cameraman and another person, decided to be on the receiving end of a horse affectionately nicknamed Big Dick.  Well Mr. Big Dick lived up to his name and perforated Kenneth’s colon and dag nabbit that led to internal bleeding and eventually he died.  One of the other Zoo people dropped Mr. Hands off at the emergency room when he wasn’t looking too swell but Mr. Hands eventually died regardless.  Then the authorities check the security footage from the hospital’s cameras and track the license plate number to someone living out on the bestiality farm.  Then as you can imagine all hell breaks loose.

Honestly the movie was really well done for the subject matter.  All of the cinematography was gorgeous and the soundtrack was hauntingly good.  It was interesting to hear all of these zoo people’s point of view about the situation and made the story more tangible and realistic than what the media made it out to be……..still it’s pretty fucked up!  Another interesting aspect of the movie and the entire group of zoo people is how much of a role the internet has played in connecting them to one another.  After Mr. Hand’s death all kinds of new laws were passed in Washington to prohibit animal sex but remember kids if we’re talking about beliefs any religious or sexual preference sounds insane to someone else! 

For shock value I think the subject matter is shocking enough that’s why I put it up on Sunday Snuff.  There is a quick scene of somebody fooling around with a horse wiener but it was quick and shown in the context of authorities watching the tapes while investigating the situation.  Regardless I felt like I needed a shower after the movie and made all my cats sleep outside for a week.  

Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!

Realistic Gore: 0 out of 0, only descriptions of what happened.

Rape:  0 out of 0, authorities deemed the animal sex consensual.

Animal Death:  0 out of 0, this movie was a little revenge for the animals.

Necrophilia: 0 out of 0.

Torture:  0 out of 0.
Overall Movie:  3 out of 5, the movie was well done, the soundtrack was amazing and I would watch it again but twice is enough!