Showing posts with label 80's Horror Movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 80's Horror Movie. Show all posts

Monday, October 22, 2012

Video Violence


VIDEO VIOLENCE
By Jimmy Squarejaw

*WARNING*
All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

This week we’ll step it back a bit and review a movie about snuff filmmaking, rather than a flat out nightmare movie!  This week is 1987’s shot-on-video classic VIDEO VIOLENCE, written and directed by former video store employee Gary Cohen.

One of my favorite scenarios in horror movies is “the town where everyone is in on it.”  Classics like RIDE WITH THE DEVIL, STUFF, and HALLOWEEN 3 have helped instill an unhealthy fear of “regular folk” and VIDEO VIOLENCE is another great example that has added to my neurosis. The plot revolves around Steven, a video store owner, who is trying to figure out who and why mysterious VHS tapes keep showing up in his return slots containing gruesome video of two shitkickin’ locals torturing and killing people.  Of course the police shrug it off as some newcomer from a big city trying to cause a problem but we slowly realize everyone in the town is in on it.  The Steven’s wife starts to believe him when a tape gets slipped into her purse while she was ordering some bologna at a Mom and Pop grocery store.  With tensions mounting the couple soon chat up a patron in their video store who is in town just visiting her aunt and uncle.  She too finds the town very unnerving and brings up that everyone is obsessed with violence on film, even saying she has seen a film at a party that seemed very real.  But of course on her way out of the video store she is kidnapped.  Will Steven and his wife be able to rescue the lady and flee the town or is it all an elaborate plot to lure them to their own deaths caught on film?

Needless to say I loved this movie.  It held my interest the whole way through and the ending totally delivered the goods!  For a no-budget release the effects were great!  There is lots of gore and mayhem that when coupled with the grit look of “shot-on-video” it gives the movie a really creepy sheen.  Even the acting was great and believable.  The store owner plays being freaked and burnt out fantastically and the shit kicker snuff film makers and all of the locals seem like they really lived the parts, which might be the case the more backwoods these people get!  Basically…….get this movie.  It’s off of the Retro 80’s Horror Collection series with other classics like CANNIBAL COOKOUT and GHOUL SCHOOL and I think my copy, that includes the sequel, was eight dollars!

On a side note, if there is anyone out there that has seen this and loved it, try and track down THE DEAD HATE THEIR LATE FEES.  It’s a no-budget movie made by a guy named Andrew Murga in 2005.  He shot it in the video store he worked at in McMinnville, Oregon and it RULES!!!!
   

Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!
Realistic Gore: 3 out of 5, it was better than the end scene of Titanic!
Rape: 1 out of 5, no actual penetration but there is some creeper scenes with tied up women.
Animal Death: 0 out of 0, since they’re considered to be locals they’re safe.
Necrophilia: 0 out of 0, rednecks have limits dammit!
Torture: 3 out of 5, there is a good amount of video footage of people getting tortured and killed.
Overall Movie:  5 out of 5, I loved this movie!  Some might like it, I bet a lot won't like it but go fuck yourself!

Dying: Last Seconds of Life

DYING: LAST SECONDS OF LIFE
By Jimmy Squarejaw

*WARNING*
All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

At least one of the titles in the long line of “caught on film” series is recognizable to the everyday gorehound.  Classics like FACES OF DEATH and TRACES OF DEATH to the more obscure POLICE FILES, FACEZ OF DEATH, WORLD OF DEATH, MANY TABOOS OF DEATH, BANNED IN AMERICA, and HEY DUDE have taken up shelf space in the special interest or horror sections in Mom and Pop video stores since the 70’s.  Stories like having to steal them from video stores, finding them in your friend’s Dad’s gun cabinet, to doing bong rips after school watching them have created enough intrigue for the next generation of gorehounds to track down pristine VHS copies themselves off of eBay.  Even though the internet has created a huge platform for insanely horrible video footage to become a common part of the interweb surfing day, in my opinion nothing compares to having that blown out VHS copy still on the shelf or getting the remastered Blu-Ray in the mail.  With that said there are a lot of lame knockoffs, (come to think of it the FACEZ OF DEATH videos were fuckin’ lame) that utilize a combination of previously seen footage, historical film, and crime scene footage that tried to capitalize on the home video market boom.  And DYING: LAST SECONDS OF LIFE, directed by Countess Victoria Bloodhart, falls into that shit hole niche.

I knew I was in for a bore-fest when the movie started by showing a scene from MONDO CANE (review here) but it didn’t have the swingin’ soundtrack.  So I sat through the New Guinea mother holding her baby while eating maggots off of a corpse…..AGAIN…..with my finger poised on the FF button, thinking this might be a lost cause and I was kinda right.  The rest of the movie shows uninteresting footage hosted by a monotone narrator that occasionally has a good quip.  I think the worst scenes shown were from a mass execution of drug addicts in China, which was bad, but not anxiety all night bad.  Other than that DYING: LAST SECONDS OF LIFE was comprised of scenes from Nazi Germany, tribes from New Guinea having funerals, marriages, and trying on seashells to cover their cocks, and other crap that I can’t remember.   


Just take a pass on this one kids.  Although the video cover looks like a badass Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album, it’s not worth the time.  Instead pick up any of the classic titles mentioned above or just hop onto any the local computer systems used in the America today to view all kinds of hell caught on film.          
 
Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!

Realistic Gore: 1 out of 5, the Chinese execution was pretty bad, as in film quality.  Can’t see shit but you get the point.
Rape: 0 out of 0.
Animal Death: 0 out of 0.
Necrophilia: 0 out of 0
Torture: 1 out of 5, a guy gets cut up by razors for a tribal tattoo.  That’s about it y’all.
Overall Movie: 1 out of 5, this sucked but it might be a good gift for an early teen to get some training wheels exposure to death.