Sunday, December 22, 2013

Dog Dick or White Trash Holocaust

by Jimmy Squarejaw

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The mark of a truly great piece of film will be it's ability to subjugate the viewer.  Furthermore if one can be as captivated by a movie after numerous viewings in separate frames of mind, such as being shit faced drunk, being under the influence of fentanyl patches, or just plain ol’ sober proves the film’s aptitude to engage the viewer.  This, however, doesn’t mean a film has any redeeming qualities or has any integrity as a whole piece of work.  To draw a line in the sand and make any type of judgment about a movie is a completely subjective journey and as a viewer of the movie DOG DICK by filmmaker James Bell, I am crawling on the ceiling trying to wrap my head around what the hell I watched.  Is this the fucking dumbest movie ever made?  To some people it definitely is.  Is this an insanely brilliant piece of mondo filmmaking that is in tune with the dark comedic undertones and blunt social depictions of other mondo films such as the legendary MONDO CANE?  It could be, but I almost don’t trust DOG DICK enough to try and rationalize it in any way.  Am I fooled into trying to analyze something that has scenes of dead squirrels being run over by cars and some guy repeatedly slamming the dried out shell of a dead horse?  Or am I naïve to DOG DICK’S brilliance?  I don’t know, but I will continue to follow this mange infested rabbit down it’s fecal lined rabbit hole.  So friends, you might be asking, "What is DOG DICK?"

If David Lynch or Harmony Korine made a documentary about the monotonous life in a town where Beavis and Butthead could possibly live and set it to the artistic constraints of a handheld camera you would have at the very least the groundwork and tone to DOG DICK.  James Bell edits a stream of video full of the idiosyncrasies we have all seen living amongst the so called 99% of the American population - aka shit kicking uneducated rednecks who get drunk, use food stamps to buy cigarettes, gossip about dead coworkers, and try to make baby birds fly before they are physically able.  Bell also incorporates cringe worthy footage of dead cats being lit on fire, a retarded girl playing wii, and plenty of other clips that paints a reality known as white trash hell.  DOG DICK creates a claustrophobic nightmare that seems like the ideal environment to breed spree killers and school shooters and I loved every moment of it. 

It’s not too often you see a filmmaker who literally has no filter when it comes to filmmaking and actively participates in borderline criminal activity on film.  James Bell not only has a keen eye for deciphering and grimly presenting the ubiquitous surroundings he lives in, he created a fucking bleak documentary worthy of any Sociology class teaching about white trash and the blatantly obvious decline of civilization.  Like I said before, DOG DICK will either be one of the worst things you have ever seen or it will be a directionless and unsettling documentary that will require multiple viewings and a lot of head scratching.  As of now this is a small batch release that can be only obtained by contacting director James Bell at corpsehummper@yahoo.com, but soon our good buddies over at King of the Witches Video will be doing a limited release at http://kingofthewitches.storenvy.com. Viewer beware.    

Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!

Violence/Gore: 2 out of 5, just weird dead animal shit.
Rape: 0 out of 0.
Animal Death:  3 out of 5, there isn’t really anything killed on film except a nest of caterpillars, but there is a lot of weird dead animal footage.
Necrophilia: 0 out of 0.
Torture: 0 out of 0.

Overall Movie: 5 out of 5, fucking weird movie that is absolutely captivating!






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