SAVAGE VENGEANCE

By Jimmy Squarejaw 

*WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

This week I’ll chat about the illegitimate sequel to I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE called SAVAGE VENGEANCE.  This little shot-on-video gem is directed by the shot-on-video maestro Donald Farmer and comes in at a staggering 65 minutes.  It’s one of the releases I picked up a few months back from the Uneasy Archive and I’ll say this right up front, I love this flick.

The movie starts off with bang, a gangbang that is!  A group of four sleazy looking guys just happen across Jennifer, who is reading a magazine peacefully on the side of a river in the middle of nowhere.  Well, just like in real life guys who roll in groups of four act on their impulses and decide to rape the complete stranger.  Now unlike I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, these guys keep all of their clothes on and all of hers except a shirt rip to expose her boobs.  They have their way with her and split the scene probably to go buy Metallica’s boxset, Live Shit: Binge & Purge! 

After the rape we get a “5 years later” screen that leads us to being smack dab in the middle of a college class where the rape and subsequent murder of all the rapists is a hot topic on the discussion block.  As the situation is discussed with the early 90’s college students the movie bounces through quick little clips of Jennifer killing all the rapists.  After class Jennifer, who looks great and not the slightest bit damaged, plans to go on a little trip with her friend Sam instead of finals and journey off to another rape ready cabin.  Of course the young, bright, women attract the attention of another group of scumbag rapists who work and hang around the local convenience mart. These fellas track Sam down first to rape and kill, then they set their sights on Jennifer who gets another vaginal dose of pungent smelling loin juice.  Well, that’s when the “Savage” comes into the story.  Of course she makes her way through the group, you'll have to see for yourself, and the finale scene involving a chainsaw is AWESOME. 

This is a great flick for anyone who digs shot-on-video movies, other than that most of the people watching it would turn it off.  I love the pace and runtime of the movie, not because I wanted it to be over but because there is literally no down time during the movie and it entertained the shit out of me!  The movie is available on DVD but it’s out of print and there are a few different VHS versions out there.  For those of you who can track it down pick it up, it’s worth it! 

Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!

Realistic Gore: 2 out of 5, low budget effects but there are some goodies in there.

Rape: 3 out of 5, yes getting raped by 7 or 8 guys in one movie is a lot.  But it’s all pretty tame and the only shock is a few sets of boobs.

Animal Death: 0 out of 0.

Necrophilia: 0 out of 0, but that would be cool if Jennifer raped one of the corpses!

Torture: 2 out of 5, little bit of torturous revenge.

Overall Movie:  4 out of 5, entertaining low budget flick but everyone might not be a fan.

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE! 2010

By Jimmy Squarejaw

*WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

This movie, along with LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, are the two remakes that I really thought were going to be big steaming piles of elephant semen.  I just couldn’t get my head around how they could do the originals justice.  After watching it though I became a believer.  I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE follows the original closely adding a few things but also lacking a little in a few areas.  The cover also has more underwear going into the main character's ass so there is always that!

Like the original, the 2010 remake begins with the main character Jennifer heading out of the big city to spend sometime at a rental cabin in a rural buttfuck hee-haw town.  She pulls into a gas station where she enchants all of the local guy’s groins while managing to embarrass the main gas jockey Johnny after a terribly executed pickup line.  Jennifer then heads on down to the cabin and makes herself at home with a liquor cabinet full of wine and a sack of doobie puff sticks.  The gas station hooligans show up one night and start in on the humiliation with cameras in hand.  The story starts to differ from the original when Jennifer breaks free from her tormentors and goes tearing through the woods screaming for help until she comes upon two hunters, one is the kooky old timer who rented her the cabin and the other is the local sheriff.  Sheriff Storch, played amazingly by Andrew Howard, leads her back to the cabin to confront the roustabouts but instead he finds an empty house with used marijuana cigarettes and enough booze to kill Anna Nicole Smith…….again.  The Sheriff starts in on the lectures and then to her surprise lets the group of gas station jerks back into the house.  Well shit, they’re all in on it and Jennifer’s holes are going to pay the price.  Now comes the rape and the movie switches back to the similar storyline as the original.

The rape scenes were definitely the content that got compromised in the remake for obvious commercial reasons but it’s still violent and pretty shocking for a movie sold at Wal-Mart.  I think the added character of Sheriff Storch adds a hell of a lot to the movie though.  He’s fucking vile and when his wife and young daughter are brought into the storyline it creates a whole new kind of tension in the movie.  And the last thing that I think was really amazing about the movie was the ending.  Yes, if you think about it too much you will find the impracticality of how Jennifer can capture, move, and then setup the rapist gang in different scenarios of torturous revenge.  But if you just sit back and enjoy it really is a brutal ending that is entertaining as hell!  One part of the remake that didn't resonate with me was the main group of gas station bullies compared to the original movie.  There was just something more sleazy and realistic to the group in the original that these guys didn't capture.  

For me the perfect blend would be the original I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE storyline, characters, and raw brutality, but add that kooky character Sheriff Storch, and use the big budget violence of the remake.  Definitely worth a watch and you can find the combo pack of the original and remake with all of the extra features on Blu-Ray or DVD for super cheap. 

Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!

Realistic Gore: 4 out of 5, it’s not through the whole movie but the ending more than makes up for it.

Rape: 3 out of 5, yes it’s brutal but not as insane as the original.

Animal Death: 0 out of 0.

Necrophilia: 0 out of 0

Torture: 3 out of 5, not as rough as I’ve seen but there are still a few torturous goodies in their.

Overall Movie:  3 out of 5, good flick that has it’s merits but it doesn’t hold up to the original.

MEATBALL MACHINE

By Blake Redding

*WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit.

MEATBALL MACHINE is a low budget Japanese sci-fi/horror movie from directors Yudai Yamaguchi and Junichi Yamamoto. Believe it or not, this is actually a remake of a 1999 film of the same name. This movie can be lumped in the same category as other Japanese gore flicks such as TOKYO GORE POLICE and MACHINE GIRL That should give you a pretty good idea on what you are in for when you watch MEATBALL MACHINE.

 Lonely factory worker Muraishi has the hots for his cute female co-worker Sachiko. While walking home from work one night, Muraishi comes across a strange looking foreign object that kind of resembles a turtle shell. His curiosity gets the best of him and he scoops it up. Oh, I also forgot to mention that before finding the strange object, Muraishi gets the shit kicked out of him by a transvestite after he refused his advances. Yeah, it’s that kind of movie. After the pummeling and alien object gathering, Muraishi just so happens to walk up on Sachiko being sexually assaulted. Being the stand up guy that he is, Muraishi rushes to her aid and gets his ass kicked again, but at least Sachiko didn’t get raped. He walks her to his apartment where they can nurse their wounds together and engage in WAY too much conversation for this kind of movie. While they both sit around the apartment looking pathetic, the alien turtle shell thingy fires out some tentacles and attacks Sachiko. It drills out her eyes and penetrates her with one of the tentacles, impregnating her with an alien life form. The alien grows and eventually takes over Sachiko’s body, turning her into a cyborg alien hybrid. In order to save her, Muraishi has to become a cyborg as well. The aliens inside them decide it’s time to do battle with their human hosts. They form all kinds of organic weapons and battle it out in blood and gore greatness. During the intense battle, they try to break the alien hold on their bodies by being super emotional and caring for each other, all while firing laser cannons and jizz guns at each other. The movie ends with the two aliens having a conversation about the depths of human emotions and how they will never be able to truly ‘control’ them. Great heartfelt message I guess.

This is the kind of movie that you would expect Quentin Tarantino to plaster his name all over. It is completely over the top and overly gory on purpose.  It reminds me of an episode of The Power Rangers on acid. The production is low and the costumes are just ridiculous. Most of the gore happens during the cyborg/alien battle. Lots of cut off limbs and blood spray. The most cringe-inducing scene has to be when Sachiko’s eyes get drilled out. There was no cut away, which was pretty cool. There is definitely enough blood and gore to go around.  I have always been a fan of the over the top splatter gore Japanese movies, but MEATBALL MACHINE fell a little flat for me. It spent a little too much time on the relationship between Muraishi and Sachiko, which really hurt the pacing of the movie. I had to wait too long in between the action scenes. This gore hound wants blood!

MEATBALL MACHINE is a cartoony, bloody, and comedic way to kill 90 minutes. It’s not a bad watch, but if you want to watch a solid Japanese gore flick, I would recommend MACHINE GIRL. We will post a review of that movie here in the very near future kids!

Blake and Jimmy's Extreme-O-Gauge 

Realistic Gore: 4 out of 5, Cartoony but abundant!

Rape: 2 out of 5, Implied alien rape, not very graphic though, don’t worry. 

Animal Death:  0 out of 0, Nope, not today.

Necrophilia:  0 out of 0, None

Torture: 3 out of 5, The cyborg transformations seemed pretty painful

Overall Movie: 3 out of 5, Not bad, but like I said, I would recommend MACHINE GIRL instead.

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE! (1978)

By Jimmy Squarejaw

*WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit.

There are a few movies in the “Extreme” spectrum that I would consider to be cornerstones in the genre.  Although it’s a completely subjective list, and some of these movies might even seem somewhat tame now but upon their releases each one bore a hole through your senses and raised the bar to what people could get away with on film.  I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE and LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT for me are in this group of movies and this week I’ll be chatting and making disrespectful jokes about I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE.

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (aka DAY OF THE WOMAN) is part of the rape revenge genre that came to fruition in the 70’s.  It’s a story about Jennifer, who is a writer who rents a nice lake cabin for the summer to write her first novel.  When she rolls into town from the big city she stops for directions and gets gas at the local octane dispensary, known today as a gas station.  Just like in every small town the attendant and his goofy cohorts that are playing some kind of “throw the knife in the ground” game in the background can’t help themselves to eye fuck every inch of her body.  Jennifer didn’t seem too put off by this and continues onto the lake cabin to settle in.  Later on the town retard Matthew, known today as developmentally disabled, shows up to deliver Jennifer her grocery order that she called in.  Matthew rounds out the four members of the local rape union of Kent, Pennsylvania that we'll see a lot more of soon.  

Over the next few days all of the goons start playing little games with her like speeding around the lake while Jennifer is swinging in a hammock writing, or sneaking around her cabin at night making yippy noises.  This  harmless fun escalates quickly when two of the goons start circling Jennifer while she’s relaxing in a canoe on the lake, tie her boat to theirs and race off into some secluded part of the woods where Johnny, the octane attendant, is waiting.  Well kids from here it just goes south.  Johnny makes himself known as the leader in this group of guys and makes the other two pin Jennifer down while he strips totally naked and rapes her.  Then a little later on Andy, the suspender-wearing hillbilly who plays a harmonica has the other guys pin her down and rapes her.  Then even later the quartet of backwoods rapists find Jennifer back at her cabin and try to make Matthew, the special needs grocer, rape her.  He does but story of his life he can’t cum. Wah wah. So then Stanley, the last of the four, decides he’s wants a hummer instead of intercourse with Jennifer's bread bowl full of man chowder but gets all pissed off instead and beats the living hell out of her.  Whoa whoa whoa, HEY WHOA HEY!  Now that is where the line is crossed!  The other guys have to break Stanley off of her because beating the girl is not cool, only repetitive rape is cool.  They calm him down and split the scene in haste, but Johnny figures it's not the best idea to leave witnesses and makes Matthew go back to kill her off on his own.  Sounds logical to trust some one with the mental capacity of Mariah Carey to go kill off a girl who they all just raped.  Of course Matthew can’t so instead he wipes blood on the knife like he did kill her and goes back to the group who is waiting in a getaway boat. 

After some time the group of improv rapists starts wondering why no one has discovered Jennifer’s rotting dead corpse in the cabin.  The safe thing to do is a drive by in their boat and realize she’s alive when they see her lounging outside.  Awkward!  Well shit now what?!  Slowly but surely Jennifer gets her strength back and cleverly stalks the group plotting her revenge.  And this is where I bow out of the synopsis so I drop any spoilers!  But just know this, revenge is best served in a sudsy bathtub!

I love I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE!  It’s intense, brutal, and has lots of social commentary for the time period.  Yes, it is a gritty independent film but this adds a realistic quality to the movie.  The no frills rape and revenge scenes have a creepy vibe to them too that definitely churns the stomach.  Although I do prefer LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, only because David Hess is my all time favorite villain and his character Krug is my all time favorite character in movies, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE is an incredible watch and I recommend it to anyone who hasn’t seen it!  In the weeks to come we'll also tackle the amazing but illegitimate sequel SAVAGE VENGEANCE and the incredible remake from 2010! 

Also, if you’re watching it with a group of people that has never seen it before do me a favor, at the 33:09 time mark yell out, “Did he miss?” and watch how many friends you make!

Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!

Gore: 2 out of 5, like I said the violence has no real frills, but that’s part of it’s charm!

Rape: 5 out of 5,  this is a great first date kinda movie!

Animal Death: 0 out of 0.

Necrophilia: 0 out of 0, I’m sure parts of Jennifer died during some of the forced intercourse, but not every part!

Torture: 4 out of 5, between the rape and revenge there is some serious torture going on!

Overall Movie: 4 out of 5, classic flick but for me LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT holds the 5 
out of 5.

ZOO

By Jimmy Squarejaw

 *WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

Hey y’all, what is everyone up to tonight?  Well we were going to build a nice little fire pit on the property, grab the guitar, crack open a few beers then bring that big ol’ horse out of his stall and let him destroy our insides with his space shuttle sized dick!  That’s right kids we’re talking about the documentary ZOO today based off of the real life incident that happened in Enumclaw, Washington back in 2005. 

The movie ZOO isn’t the traditional style of documentary in both subject matter and presentation.  It’s more like a docudrama that was shot like a real movie with various people involved in the case providing narration during different scenes.  The story revolves around a farm where zoophiles or “zoo” people regularly gather to hang out, party a little bit then have sex with livestock.  One of the regulars was a gentleman by the name of Kenneth Pinyan who went by Mr. Hands when he sold bestiality porn.  Mr. Hands with the assistance of a cameraman and another person, decided to be on the receiving end of a horse affectionately nicknamed Big Dick.  Well Mr. Big Dick lived up to his name and perforated Kenneth’s colon and dag nabbit that led to internal bleeding and eventually he died.  One of the other Zoo people dropped Mr. Hands off at the emergency room when he wasn’t looking too swell but Mr. Hands eventually died regardless.  Then the authorities check the security footage from the hospital’s cameras and track the license plate number to someone living out on the bestiality farm.  Then as you can imagine all hell breaks loose.

Honestly the movie was really well done for the subject matter.  All of the cinematography was gorgeous and the soundtrack was hauntingly good.  It was interesting to hear all of these zoo people’s point of view about the situation and made the story more tangible and realistic than what the media made it out to be……..still it’s pretty fucked up!  Another interesting aspect of the movie and the entire group of zoo people is how much of a role the internet has played in connecting them to one another.  After Mr. Hand’s death all kinds of new laws were passed in Washington to prohibit animal sex but remember kids if we’re talking about beliefs any religious or sexual preference sounds insane to someone else! 

For shock value I think the subject matter is shocking enough that’s why I put it up on Sunday Snuff.  There is a quick scene of somebody fooling around with a horse wiener but it was quick and shown in the context of authorities watching the tapes while investigating the situation.  Regardless I felt like I needed a shower after the movie and made all my cats sleep outside for a week.  

Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!

Realistic Gore: 0 out of 0, only descriptions of what happened.

Rape:  0 out of 0, authorities deemed the animal sex consensual.

Animal Death:  0 out of 0, this movie was a little revenge for the animals.

Necrophilia: 0 out of 0.

Torture:  0 out of 0.
Overall Movie:  3 out of 5, the movie was well done, the soundtrack was amazing and I would watch it again but twice is enough!

100 Tears

By Blake Redding

*WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

This little gem has been on my radar for a while now, Amazon was always suggesting it to me, and it seemed to be on everyone’s “most disturbing movies” lists.  The cover depicts a demented looking clown carrying the biggest meat cleaver I have ever seen. SOLD! Lucky for me, this bad boy just so happens to be streaming on Netflix and the better half is at work. I have read multiple reviews and the consensus was pretty mixed, mostly leaning on the shitty side. One thing that all the reviews had in common was that the movie was excessively gory, again…SOLD!! Crack a tall can grab the hollowed out light bulb and let’s get into it.

The plot is as basic as they come with a twist that I saw coming a mile away.  Two reporters are investigating a local serial killer known as the ‘Tear Drop Killer.’ His MO is drawing a teardrop of blood on the wall after killing his victim. The reporters soon discover that the killer is a clown in the local circus. Throw in detectives who are so fuckin’ stupid they couldn’t catch the Sticky Bandits in HOME ALONE and you have the premise for 100 TEARS.

This flick may have one of the highest body counts I have ever seen. According to the Sticky Red blog, there are over 34 kills in the 92-minute run time, and every single one is unique and bloody as hell. The clown carries around that monster cleaver and kills people in every way imaginable with it including chopping off heads and limbs and a lot of guttings with realistic looking entrails flying everywhere.  They may have just been some sausage ropes covered in fake blood, but it was pretty convincing. During the course of the movie, we discover that one of the clown’s potential victims is actually his long lost daughter, dun dun dun! She then joins him in his killing spree and her shining moment comes in the way of a scene where she rips into some guy’s stomach and chokes him to death with his own intestines, the Oscar is in the bag.

As you can tell the movie is packed full of people getting chopped in half and just straight up mangled by this clown. There had to have been gallons of fake blood used in this production. That monster cleaver chops up heads sideways and crossways and of course lops them off right at the neck.  And what killer would pass up stomping on peoples skulls as well, spilling their brains all over the floor. There are a couple groovy scenes of torture where girls are shackled to a rack and their limbs are chopped off while they are still alive and screaming just like real life. 100 TEAR’s plot is literally just molded around the kills and I thought that was pretty awesome.

Usually with this amount of gore and violence taking up a good percentage of the budget, there is not much money left for other key elements, such as casting and cinematography and that holds true for 100 TEARS. The acting and the script are just plain bad!  The clown does a good job as the menacing killer; he doesn’t say a word the whole movie and that works to his favor. The daughter on the other hand is super annoying and a horrible actress. Think Baby from HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES times a million.  I’m pretty sure most of the actors were just friends of the director and were doing him a favor. The lighting and over all look of the movie is pretty poor as well. I don’t’ think there was any post production done regarding the visual aspects of the movie. Most of the time it looked like it was recorded on an iPhone but all of my self recorded sex tapes looked better than this and this movie left me bonerless! How about the gore and effects you ask? They are actually pretty great. They are all practical and done with a good attention to detail. These guys set out to make a GORE movie and on that level, they are very successful.

100 TEARS was made for us gore fans. If they could have cut out all the plot and dialogue and just made a 30 minute kill reel, they probably would have made one of the best gore flicks ever. If you like your horror with substance and meaning, 100 TEARS is not for you. But if you just want to dull your senses and zone out with some gratuitous blood and violence, go ahead and give it a watch, you won’t be disappointed.  

Blake and Jimmy's Extreme-O-Gauge 

Realistic Gore: 5 out of 5, this flick was all about the gore!

Rape: 0 out of 5, that would be WAY out of their acting range.  

Animal Death:  0 out of 0, Nope, not today.

Necrophilia:  0 out of 0, only in his mind.

Torture: 4 out of 5, this clown is fucked up!

Overall Movie: 2 out of 5, it's great for the gore hounds, but that's about all it has going for it. 

Black Metal Veins

By Jimmy Squarejaw

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*WARNING*

All movies reviewed for SUNDAY SNUFF contain graphic depictions that may include rape, live animals being murdered, and extreme gore.  None of the writers condone such acts we just watch this shit. 

What do you get when you throw a smorgasbord of people who are all insanely addicted to drugs into a 90-minute documentary?  You get the kid tested, mother approved documentary called BLACK METAL VEINS by Lucifer Valentine.  That’s right folks, remember all those kids you grew up with that you hated because they would sit in the food court at the mall after being sexually abused by their Dads and make fun of you or try to fight you?  Well shit, they all ended up in this movie to bitch about their terrible lives and shoot heroin and smoke crack.  Hell, one of them even dies in a drug deal gone wrong.  So sit back and listen to me rant about this gem!

BLACK METAL VEINS follows the lives of numerous junkies in the Babylonian paradise known as Norfolk, Virginia.  Brad is one of the main characters we meet in the beginning.  He’s obsessed with black metal, looks like if Phil Anselmo had a baby with Grimace, and is a full-blown heroin addict.  Throughout the movie we get to learn about his failed relationships, his grim outlook on life, and he fills us in that he has been stealing oxycontin from his Mom who has Legionnaire’s Disease - oh, and he also has one of the most disturbing sex scenes with one of the grossest people I’ve ever seen ever in the history of forever!

In the same opening scene we also meet Raven.  She is a rambling disease ridden looking junkie who enjoys emptying out her boyfriend’s bank account and filling us in on all of the depressing details of her life.  She also enjoys walking around naked which isn’t all that it’s cracked up to bee; see Raven is a mother of two and because of this (plus the excessive amounts of drugs she does) her body looks like it was broken and stretched by Wilt Chamberlain's massive cock, and then we meet Raven’s loving boyfriend Mark Dykman. Mark, like most people named Mark, is a really cool, clean-cut, nice mellow guy who doesn’t even do drugs.  Well eventually in the movie Mark kinda flips to the side of the devil and starts helping Raven shoot-up.  And if that’s not bad enough Mark and Raven have the other two characters in Black Metal Veins film them having a genuinely disturbing sex scene.  Picture watching a fit, hairless navy guy fuck an incoherent, lesion covered goblin and that’s a good start. 

Don’t get me wrong, the movie itself was really well made for what the subject matter is.  Lucifer Valentine creates a hauntingly claustrophobic sense throughout the whole movie that you can’t ever experience unless you are a junkie or friends with a junkie.  I was swept up in a lot of the paranoia and anxiety created during the movie thinking every door knock could be a police raid, a disgruntled drug dealer, thief, or someone saying someone else died.

I feel like I could go on and on about all of sociological elements in this movie and about all of the black, white, and grey themes that are covered in BLACK METAL VEINS.  But that’s what I really like about it and I don’t like to draw conclusions for people, even though sometimes I do.  Unfortunately a lot of people will be deterred by the intense imagery in the movie but underneath that shock is a lot of insight to a side of life that a lot of people will never have the opportunity to witness.

If you are looking into getting this movie I have the uncut version that includes the horrible sex scenes.  There is another shorter version out there sans the smut!

Throw in a few other colorful personalities and you have a 90-minute reason why you should never get involved in hard drugs, throw on a Stone Temple Pilots album and you’ll be straight for life.

Blake and Jimmy’s Extreme-O-Gauge!

Gore: 3 out of 5, it’s not realistic it’s REAL!  A lot of shooting up…A LOT!

Rape: 2 out of 5, it would be a 5 out of 5 but two scenes were explained in the commentary.  

Animal Death:  0 out of 0, Nope.

Necrophilia:  0 out of 0, but damn close.

Torture: 0 out of 0.

Overall Movie: 4 out of 5, great documentary that will surely bum you out!